EgypToz: Mission:to enter

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Mission:to enter


A girl wants to find her future husband, what can she do in our society...search in clubs...search in wedding parties...search in Moqatam…search in the college...search in M.E.N-MART...search in the net...mmm...in your dreams...

The girl finds a cute nice guy standing with his friends in the club...she goes to him

Girl: Hi
Boy: yes, hi
Girl: what is your name?
Boy: Ahmed, and you
Girl: Sarah
Boy: nice name Sarah, what do you study
Girl: well...I study...

wiiiiiick....back to reality

Girl: hi
Boy: hmm, hi
Girl: what is your name?
Boy (thinking: who is this silly dumb girl): Ahmed, why?
Girl: ummm...nothing...hummm...ok, my name is Sarah,...
Boy (she is not pretty): ...and????!!!!

Girl: I just wanted...oh..I am so..so...r..r..r

Tries to find someone who may know him, or a closer friend: mission failed: not practical...you will take a long time baby
Tries to tell him in an indirect way, eye contact , nice smile: mission failed: will think you are one of the crazy girls of today
Send him a message that you are interested: mission failed: blah...yuk...who wants to know a girl this way

Immediately join the club of Egyptian bachelors: Mabrooouk: mission accomplished...you are single

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Girl number one rocks, but you can only find her in fairy tales

WS said...

I hope to find her one day (isa)

Anonymous said...

Assalamu Alicom
:)

hiii guys ... i read da article & did like it ... kinda ((FUNNY)) !! LOL !!

but hey !! u missed one option though ...



wt abt - "SHE" tellin "HIM" dat:-
shez interested >>(NORMAL GURL)
or rather say ... she wants him as a husband >> (CONSERVATIVE GURL)

!! directly & face to face !!
!! without sendin him anybody !!
!! she can just go & tell !!

WS said...

ok,next week (ins) after my 1st exam I will make an experiment and go to the club and try to find the girl I like and will go and ask her if she would like to be my wife,let us see what will happen.

Anonymous said...

Waiting for that GREAT event !!
LOL...:)
Big smile + TOZ